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Total Medals Earned: 903 (From 94 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,415 Points

Seedling

Medals Earned: 7/15 (90/500 points)

The Quest 5 Points

speak to the Oracle.

Fall of the Shieldspire 10 Points

defeat the first boss.

Fall of Time 10 Points

defeat the second boss

Fall of the Tentacled Beast 25 Points

defeat the fourth boss.

Fall of the Totem 25 Points

defeat the third boss.

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Health 25 Points

obtain a health pickup.

Mower 25 Points

cut 10,000 blades of grass.

Fall of the King of Fire 50 Points

defeat the sixth boss.

Fall of the Lights 50 Points

defeat the fifth boss.

Fall of the Owl 50 Points

defeat the seventh boss.

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Spewer

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 7/14 (60/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

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Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Guardian

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)

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the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 7/9 (410/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars